Machete don’t do 3D… unless it’s a new “IN 3D” trailer for MACHETE KILLS

Machete don’t do 3D… unless it’s a new “IN 3D” trailer for MACHETE KILLS

We’ve made no secret of our unabashed love for Robert Rodriguez’s Mexsploitation series, and with MACHETE KILLS looming on the horizon, the promo team is pulling out the stops to let people know there’s ‘splosions aplenty.

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While Danny Trejo won’t be throwing large blades at you in 3D when MACHETE KILLS blows up in theaters on October 11, that doesn’t stop ‘em from making a web-only trailer in 3D. Dig it!

What, you seriously want a plot synopsis? That didn’t tell you everything you need to know? Fine.

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Starring Danny Trejo, Amber Heard, Sofía Vergara, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Lady Gaga, Carlos Estevez (Charlie Sheen), Antonio Banderas, Demian Bichir, Cuba Gooding Jr., Walton Goggins and William Sadler, MACHETE KILLS is slated for release Friday, October 11.

Want to see MACHETE KILLS early? Damned skippy, you do. Click here for a Gofobo pass to catch an advance screening at the Alamo Drafthouse Richardson on Wednesday, October 9, while supplies last.

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